Cadbury Nibbles campaign: Ew.
It’s not just me, is it. You can’t anthropomorphize a bunny this much without it going really bad…
This gives me shivers. It’s like they screwed Billie Holiday’s tragic eyes into an inflatable rabbit sex doll. It’s Jessica Rabbit’s doomed, naive, underage sister. My imaginary back-story for her is that she’s a cosmetic tester bunny who slept with the cage-cleaner to escape a monotonous life of waking up each morning with perfect, unsmudged, clump-free lashes even though she cried herself to sleep the night before. Then she had the misfortune to run right into the arms of a disturbed Cadbury executive who became her unholy Svengali and built an entire Caramel Nibbles campaign around her. Save her!
