English jumble sales—oh, the humanity

In England, yard sales are called “jumble sales,” and I hope this picture illustrates why. It’s pandemonium of an apocalyptic magnitude, only in this end-of-days scenario, the bad guys have bypassed the “thermonuclear” setting on their WMDs and depressed the “sensible but ugly woolen things” button. Ka-blam! Baggy cardigans everywhere.